
crash_bash
July 20, 2026246 plays1 likes
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it’s like Crash Bash, yeah
i’m tryna smash, but
i got no cash, and
she ain’t no
mommy-looking ass
so i said “let’s chill
just me and you,
play some P S 2”
She said, “let’s go out
don’t worry I gotchu”
took me to her favorite spot
yeah, she knew just what to do
then we got back to her place
I pulled out the tequila
did two shots and said,
“i’ve got a deal for ya.”
“it’s just me and you,
let’s play some Super Smash,
i win and you let me crash—“
woke up an hour later
she’s watching Jersey Shore,
glanced over at me
“you still tryna smash?”
I said, “for sure.”
lol its already on my soundcloud 🙈